We have teenagers in Florida declaring war on the NRA, and the head of the EPA is afraid of flying in coach because someone might be rude to him.

I mean, I kinda wish the Obama Administration had done more with the information they had when they had it, but I fully understand why they did not. Hindsight is always 50/50, I don’t think the picture was as fully clear as it is now, and I’m sure BO was banging his head against the Oval Office walls the morning after…

I couldn’t possibly care less about his tiny hands because I’m far too busy wondering, why didn’t he comb his fucking hair??

How to solve the gun problem:

No, it was a full-body speed suit - long sleeves, full legs - which was then banned. Now they can only wear the knee-length shorts for men and the one-piece knee length for women. The issue with the LZR suits is that they weren’t woven; they were buoyant fabric which is now illegal. Fabric has to be woven.

The next cheque from the NRA (to add to the $3 million Rubio has cashed already) will soon fix that.

So if he was mentally disturbed he should sentenced to a mental health facility instead of prison, right Donald?

“Trump has reiterated his position that mental health is the cause of mass shootings, rather than easy access to AR-15s”

Unlike swimmers, who can compete basically naked, speed skaters have to wear clothing; also it’s cold in an ice rink and I bet nipples create drag.

Not quite, these are two different interviews. The BBC article is saying he refused to speak to the congressional committee. That hearing is a different one from Mueller one. If we want him to spill the beans, it’s to Mueller, not the congressional committee. The committee is pretty toothless.

Bannon is a lot of…

“Answer hate with love,” Trump said. “Answer cruelty with kindness.”

all fun and games till you have to take the suit off to pee in a public bathroom

Explains why Republicans are so concerned with making sure people have access to quality, affordable mental health care and, specifically in Florida, that providers are able to inquire about guns in the homes of their patients...

“I’m trying to be clear and honest here”

I like the bit where the furry shitnugget accidentally implies it was the STUDENTS fault that they were being shot at yesterday.

...judge, judge, judge, judge, judge

Judges gonna judge.

Look, if the fact is that the environment around Scott Pruitt is toxic, because of the toxicity of the environment involving decisions involving the toxicity of the environment and his decisions to make that same environment more toxic, then the solution to this problem is absolutely not to put Pruitt in economy…

Thinspiration pic. LOL.

Poor Tic Tac, it will have to try to distance itself from Trump once again.