No. He has to be charged and impeached. If he’s voted out, he still wins. His name will go down in history as president, and his stupid family will ride the “Trump” name for as long as they breed. He has to be removed from office via an impeachment so history remembers him as “Disgraced Former President Trump”. His…

And To Die For. Loved her in that.

Or, and I know this is a tough pill to swallow, she’s a complicit shit-gibbon just like every other member of this administration.

Once the White House is compliant with the AGCA,* I think we’ll see him make that trip more often.

I can’t believe anyone is calling this human ‘idol,’ regardless of her side eye skills.

Good. Fuck him. And without a doubt fuck the next guy too.

And with no middle name? Why not Stormi Jenner Random Dick That Got Me Pregnant?

Next thing you know, godmother sends lil’ Stormi this gift in mail

Prove it at the mid-terms. Please.

I’ll put my money on “high ranking agent REALLY wanted to go to the Super Bowl and made a bullshit argument”.

This is pretty clearly fraud/waste/abuse to get to go to the Super Bowl on ICE’s part, right? Like, if they weren’t all racists they’d be staking out Hamilton for undocumented immigrants?

You have to admit, ICE is a much catchier and hipper acronym than SS ever was.

If this is the best they could do, they’re tooootally fucked.

This is... a look. This is the look I sport when I’m running to my car in the morning because I forgot a bag of groceries (and I’m praying my neighbours don’t look out their windows).

The irony of this happening under a Trump administration, considering his business practices, should be glaringly noticed. But, amazingly, it is so small in the grand scale. How is this possible.

I’ve wondered what the likelihood was of one of Trump’s partners having an abortion. And, like so many times before, I’d think “ok, this’d sink him”. But then again, Congressman Desjarlais told his ex-wife and mistress to get abortions, and he’s received a 100% rating by the Right To Life Committee. People’s logic…

“Spank my Ass with a Forbes Magazine Vol. 18.”

“Make America Grope Again”

“Orange Smush”

Can we all take a guess on the name of the parody? I’m running with “Cum-mandor in Chief”.