At least now we don’t have to feel bad for him!

So your excuse is... what, exactly?

Ну что ОНА сделала?!

The Mets booth, as always, put it best:

Even if the priest is the one who killed them

Sorry for the delayed reply! I’m really grateful you took the time to check some background; it’s way more than most would have done. I think this is one of many, many examples of the US being its own worst enemy when it throws its weight around. My dad grew up in Tehran during the Shah’s time and told me some horror…

It wouldn’t have turned out that way had the country not been invaded by Iraq and the US right afterward, and thus forced to galvanize around a then-temporary clerical government in order to survive. Without the invasion, the clerics would’ve made it to 1983, tops. 

Um, because the US was propping up a massively corrupt, horrifically oppressive police state?

Stop overlooking the peoples’ attempts to change their leadership. And start reading some history about how Iran had a secular parliamentary democracy until the CIA overthrew it because the UK was losing control of Iran’s oil industry. 

I’d have a better president, at the least.

Is it a subscription if it’s forced?

Fun fact: Most Iranians disagree with it. It’s almost as if people in governments can enforce values different from the people the govern. But as an American, I obviously have no experience with that.

Lay off, Adrian was just respecting club traditions.

The phrase “79 pitches” has been haunting my mind in a loop. 

He only got hired because Epstein thought “UFC” stood for something else. 

I have an idea for his official campaign song:

“unselfish”

I’ll smoke what Shawn’s smoking.

I love under a rock but you’re making up movie titles now, right?

Let’s not forget Stroman does NOT want to fucking be here, and for my part I really feel for him. I hate watching this team break the will and talent of good and fun players in real time.