Too bad; the Wilpons are going to trade it for cash considerations.

[beer repossessed mid-handoff]

You know Tim worked hard to find the source of the leak. Thankfully, he never found it.

I just want Tim Duncan articles from The Onion back in my life again.

Local-ish-ish. But it always stunned me as a kid

They didn’t even beat Pottsville, either. Pottsville beat the Cardinals, then the NFL suspended the Maroons for playing an exhibition game, and then tried to give the title to the Cardinals. As a man of conscience, the owner declined the title, but thankfully the Bidwills had no such affliction and claimed the title…

Thank you, citizen! There’s no other kind, in my opinion.

“well read or educated.”

You have friends at least! If I lose my privileges I’m dead forever

He’s a man of peace. He ain’t mad at cha.

Holy shit.. Why can’t I use my powers for good? 

He didn’t just play for Liverpool last season, but the last seven. That’s like 49 dog seasons

#goals

Lets not make ourselves feel even older than we already do.

He almost hit him a couple times!

Pete is just that good!

Imagine how well Pete Alonso would be doing if Steve Blass wasn’t throwing to him.

interesting

hmm

‘Bout time someone stood up to the matriarchy. Keep this up and someday we’ll have a male president!