I agree that the verb version is the far-crunchier alternative to the soft-shell noun

My problem is that reading it makes me hungry.

Aaron!

Hank Williams Jr: I’m the shittiest Hank!

You say their ownership is terrible, but as a Mets fan I envy them

NCAA Investigator: “It says here your grandfather recently bought the farm. Where did he obtain the funds for that?”

Coach DESERVES a show cause for that abomination. 

It’s not that great a perk. Per NCAA bylaws, they’re only allowed two ears of corn per week.

Now the color/rage combo makes perfect sense

Just put all the pope, taco, and taco pope names in their own stupid bracket so the actual good names have a chance to win the main bracket.

I’ve started to call seeing how the Mets are doing “hate checks”

First thing they should do is cede the Dolan Heights

And to have the audacity to sue from beyond the grave, too!

No, what we really have is a marvelously stupid comment. 

“Horchata” makes me want to kill myself. 

Quantum computing isn’t quite there yet.

Who doesn’t?

More likely he would be the silent, knowing old man who doesn’t share his knowledge but quietly delights in seeing things unfold exactly how he knew they would.

I will take anything over Pope Thrower. The pope and taco names are tired. 

Save your mewling for the judge.