It’s a habit, like entering my PIN number.

Can’t wait to see him in the MLS when he hits his early teens!

And here I thought deliberate athlete mistreatment at Penn was limited to the crew team

He’s playing like a big zero out there

In keeping with the highest traditions of the Mets, Isringhausen spent that good-to-very-good part of his career with other teams, then the front office belatedly brought his husk back for a last hurrah.

If you squint you can see his watch just says Snack Time

He also just won a big golf tournament.

You say this now but just wait and watch the Rangers draft Marvin Bagley III.

What an amazing time that was. My unwashed white Dirk jersey accumulated countless wing and beer stains over those 6 weeks, and I never saw so many Philadelphians heartily cheering for a Dallas team. It’s hard to pick a favorite moment, but I did relish the Heat fans disapparating from the bar after talking shit for…

I think there’s something to be said for Hakeem having had the US college experience, while Dirk came in cold at 19. 

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy

Now Dirk can spend more time with his kids!

First two names that popped into my head were Lam-Lam and Rondo.

I know he made you sad once a long time ago but you are the first person to put “Dirk” and “loathe” in the same sentence 

“Mmm, that is a one-way trip to Flavortown right there!

Virginia really had Guy over a crate & barrel

I will go to my grave screaming that Amanda Miranda Panda was the worst of the 2015 Final Four.

It’s a big reason Kaz Matsui perfectly personifies the Mets fan experience.

This is a beautiful comment.

Even worse, it’s a paid suspension