How did she have time for this when the fucking stove is so hot?

Too soon...

This was always a favorite of mine for its arc, cleanliness, timing, and necessity. Would post a gif but Kinja

Here’s the template for events like this:

So much depends upon the rad wheelbarrow. Are the executives the white chickens here?  

Don’t ever, for any reason [watch the Knicks], ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you’ve been... ever, for any reason whatsoever.

I hadn’t thought of that- you definitely would expect that a geographically separated PD wouldn’t have been so deferential and disinterested.

Your professional insight is always appreciated, even though it’s unfortunately most essential in the saddest articles. From my inexperienced perspective, what a police department can do (and should do) and what it does tend to diverge as the university’s athletic power level increases. Is this a matter of cultish…

I don’t know what’s sadder: the story, or how predictable the outcomes are. Another girl crushed under the inexorably churning wheels of the sports-school bureaucracy

AMEN. Fuck geese. The only one who’s ever been sad about a dead goose is Maverick.

No mercy shown

I’m not one to go against the grain

Whoever did the lightsaber version must have been pretty board.

I’m no football buff, but I believe each team typically has 11 players on the field

My opinions are nondenominational 

Non-calls! But the solution is simple: each team gets 11 video reviewers, each assigned to an opposing player on the field. They are all allowed to call challenges every time they think an opponent committed a penalty on every single play, and the officials must review them all and keep a ledger of flags and yards on…

The best part of the game for me was when they showed highlights of the Saints bounty-hunting in the 2009 championship game while the announcers talked about “rule changes” as the reason for the “different style of play” in that game.

*Ring Ring Ring*