I love highbrow culture

Fox Sports just released their response: Guy #1 has been promoted to Chairman and CEO of Fox News.

Both had a lot of white lines, though.

Relax, he was just kidn-

*Kristin #howsoontheyforget #spon

Earl Boykins is near lock because of his head’s proximity to doorknobs

Had Barry written this, Tunisia would’ve made the Final.

Lead, man.

In lieu of flowers, please send the name of a good therapist.

It’s a function of our proximity to Denny’s franchises and levels of self-respect.

When “I want the D” is misunderstood

Fair warning: Hooking up with anything Mets-related is a one-way ticket to a lifetime of empty promises, disappointment, and aggressively hurtful behavior from a spouse that genuinely hates you and, while he has money, flat-out refuses to spend a dime of it to make you happy.

Laughing/sobbing

No good comment ever started with “Eh,”

[GASP]

This reminds me of one of the debates when Hillary pointed out some of Trump’s frauds and his response was “Then you should’ve made it harder for me to do it.”

The joke, which I guess was too cryptic, was that the Suns aren’t in the playoffs; hence, they’ve missed 100% of their “shots.” Also, the 3 has not existed for 100 years, but that’s besides the point

-Wayne Gretzky

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.

Small world- my girlfriend, a Canadian living in Canada, texted me something similar.