The Titanic, starting from the age of six until that goddamn fucking movie came out.

I’ve never seen 37 points in a conference finals look so easy.

“Kevin Durant has a mismatch” is the safest thing to say in all the English language.

Something something game of skill something

Wannabe?

Prince Fielder was 5-for-10 off Bartolo; his father, only 1-for-7.

Is anyone else here followed by Jose Bautista on twitter? If so, does anyone know why he follows everybody?

Speak for yourself!

Wait, so a gamer turned out to be a dirt bag? I’m SHOCKED!!!!

I think they were more hungry to do their jobs without harassment or fear of retaliation.

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Some Nazi party officials kept enslaved Jewish mistresses, but that didn’t necessarily make them advocates for the Jews.

Demerit Park indeed.

If all of ESPN can be brought to its knees, why can’t Kaep?

[pushes up glasses higher]

His wife needs a grappling hook and climbing spikes to kiss him.

You’re great, but you misspelled “cranky” in the headline

Their revenue is definitely gross to me.

Those times when Keith can’t stop laughing

The part of your comment I have the most trouble believing is that anyone was watching the Padres game.