Reason # 2348203948 why I love Gary, Keith, and Ron is that, unlike many other crews, they don’t bend over backwards to defend bullshit calls that help their own team.

“I regret Bob McNair.”

Ugh; I’m so sick of this viewpoint. People who drink good beer are not de facto snobs, just like you are not a certified hero of the working class for being able to stomach Bud Light. Just drink what you want.

In the (likely) words of Dean Strampel, they were asking for it.

#SpartansWill collaborate to protect serial child abusers, then hold their breath and wait patiently for the backlash to subside. In the NCAA, it always does.

THEEEEEEEEE [Please kill me]

Mike Diaper is sneaky-good.

But the $73k charge also covers bowling, and if my recent trips to the lanes are any indication, that cost isn’t abnormally high.

You can take the man out of Florida, but you can’t take the Florida out of the man

“Are you enjoying the game, Clarice?”

Shoulda been you, Jim Ryun.

Thus far, Sparta and Rockaway

Or far northwest New Jersey, where kids were chanting the N-Word during the Black Panther premiere weekend.

I hate that guy’s face. Dude looks like an Asian Martin Shkreli.

“Some vague fine” is also the entertainment Jerry books for his parties.

Either your boss really sucks, or you’re a really sucky boss.

-1 Nielsen point

You don’t get mad online, either.

This is less persuasive than you might have thought. He doesn’t hold the football elitely.

I hate to say it, but this may harm Delaware’s reputation as a hotbed of major D1 sports.