“More Ostarine please!”

Sometimes ADs say things that, well, just don’t make no sense.

REAL Olympians begin training in the womb!

The whole “saving kids from falling off a cliff via levitation” scenario seems a tad implausible at first, but I’ve seen stranger things.

It’s times like this that make me glad Dirk is my favorite player.

It is not remotely weird; there’s nothing more badass than a gaping maw of darkness coming to swallow us all.

“and yet Ingraham goes straight for an attack on his “un-grammatical” and “barely intelligible” words”

I always knew I liked you.

That last hashtag slew me

He’s the cool chaperone on IT and JJ’s elementary school field trip.

Total babe.

Molly Schuyler is my HERO!!!! She is the single most amazing and inspiring human being on this planet.

RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE

Attempting to build a winning team is a remarkable, refreshing strategy, and I hope the Brewers reap huge rewards for it. Now if they bring back the old logo permanently, they may just become America’s Team!

Shame. What kind of muenster wouldn’t enjoy such an event?

And the board?

I can certainly take back what I said, but I’m sorry I can’t take back what he wrote on your foot

You’re like Buzz Lightyear; you think you’re independent but if you look at the bottom of your right foot it says “Pink Skull” in sharpie

Wow, you just got owned online

Unfortunately, most of recent history shows us that the bears don’t make a good team.