He/she/it/they thanks you

I live by Ricci’s and I approve this message.

Letsgobowling is a self-hating misanthrope who deserves no congratulations.

Sorry to break the bad news to you, but if you’re expecting accountability and responsibility from Rick fucking Snyder, you’re going to be deeply disappointed.

I would like to have a word with his childhood English teachers.

G?

Are there any restrictions planned on willful franchise destruction? Or operating a top-market team like a debt-ridden recent college graduate with an art history degree?

There is no violin tiny enough...

Suckers!

owned!

In the distant future, looking back on this Cavs’ season, they will say no one knew who they were, or what they were doing, but their legacy remains, hewn into the living rock... of the Q.

How about a meteor?

That’s exactly why I love that one the most.

Please don’t conjure scenarios where I have to root for LaVar Ball.

It’s not the catchiest state motto

Rafer Ballston

So at UM you can commit sexual assault, but if you violate your sexual assault QUOTA, you’re gone.

My first thought was “They’re sending a blue-chip college QB to skate in the olympics?!”

You never know; Colbert held a 6000km Norway Norwalkathon a few years back.

“There shouldn’t BE a second-place trophy!”