Joseph Munno aka Captain Color Me Surprised

Never Seen a cop say to “keep the camera rolling”...

You almost took someone’s life over FUCKING. MINTS. You pulled your gun on someone because you thought they had taken candy???

I don’t understand the police officer’s train of thought here - why would he assume for a second that the guy getting change at the cash desk would be a shoplifter? He’s obviously made a purchase otherwise why would he be getting change? Then why does he think this is a situation that requires a gun? What about this…

“We were aware of this incident after it occurred and we immediately began conducting an administrative investigation into the conduct of the officer involved, which will completely exonerate him and assign all blame to that dubious-looking guy with the ‘Mentos,’ which, every officer knows, are most commonly used…

i am looking at this, and this “cop” (and I am not even sure he is a cop) was being a bully. There was nothing that should have prompted this man to pull a gun on him. The “cop” pulled a gun out of a sweater pocket, not a holster. What is up with that? It looks fishy.

He just hit MY phone!

I had no idea a grown man’s voice could sound like that.

I would call this a savage burn by Emma.

When you reach levels of racism that confuse the police you are on some next level hatred.

I hope everything turns out well for him. Cancer is a bitch and it benign will be a huge sigh of relief for him and his family.

Does Nintendo get a trophy for having the oddest things accredited to their hardware? GameBoys surviving bomb blasts, Switches finding tumors, Wii remotes used to train surgeons.

That all depends on what you consider top tier. Some would say the only place you can find top tier titles is on a Nintendo system since they are the publisher of them.

I don’t now what your definition of top tier is, but most of them were Switch exclusives

“Faux-fur?” It’s literally crafted from monster parts.

If wage equality is communism...you know what? Never mind. This article is reporting what happened, so take that up with Jessica Chastain.

When I saw this this morning I was marveling at the art (of course) and video game fx, but thinking ‘Man, these two are total assholes, in a bad way.’

Real talk. If I had lets-go-buy-dumb-shit money a diamond encrusted cock ring would be top 5. Maybe top 3.

Dre isn’t writing his own lines, let alone someone else’s.