“Katrina, do you think that that’s fair? Because people will say the same thing about you,” Lemon says. “That you’re supporting Donald Trump for fifteen minutes of fame.”

This is probably why sexual predators shouldn’t make their election campaigns about consent/assault. Like they’ve just trotted out Bill Clinton’s accusers and criticised Hillary for trying to discredit them. And now they’re branding Trump’s accusers as liars after their 15 minutes.

The heights that these people will go to

A friend put this up in response to all of this, with the hashtag #BecauseImFamous.

AJ Delgado is on MSNBC right now telling Brian Williams she “doesn’t find these women credible”.

For anyone else overwhelmed by all that’s going on right now.

Because pumpkin has no business being in desserts

Beautiful metaphor!

Everyone was using the words “ironic” and “edgy” wrong at the time.

I think it also makes the point that straight or gay parents tend to talk about what having children in their lives means to them in the exact same way.

My genitals are bone dry after reading this article.

Meanwhile, Kathie Lee Gifford doesn’t even want Bush to “throw” the show to her and co-host Hoda Kotb. “She has Jesus in her life and feels this is just not right,” we’re told.

C’mon, grumpypants. Tig is a lot of wonderful things but this is the first time I’ve ever thought of her as ‘cute’. Imagining her cooing over her babies in goofy costumes is adorable, and a contrast to her typically deadpan comedy style. That’s what makes this noteworthy and heartwarming.

It could have been, but it wasn’t. My feeling is that even rote, cutesy questions about motherhood take on a fresher, more revealing meaning for lesbian couples, who’ve been (and still are, in so many places) legally and socially excluded from co-parenting for so long.

I love it when New Yorkers, especially this dip shit son of a mob lawyer, claim ownership over 9/11. I especially love it when they try to deny any ownership to a person who, for all we know, was sitting in a building that was targeted by United 93.

You were there that day, Rudy? I’m sorry! I didn’t know that. I’ve…

Yes, that’s what I mean.... the law of averages. Even accounting for repeat offenders, we’re not talking about a small underground minority of specialized creeps. We’re talking about Everydude, here, from all walks of life. From all the Joe Nobodys we’ve all been describing in our testimonials here on Jez, to Asshole…

Oh I’m sure the answer there would be “I was just being nice! It wasn’t anything bad, I was just rubbing her shoulders! Can’t even do something nice anymore....”

Because in his mind he’s a nice guy, a good guy, a smart guy with lots of women friends. The type of men who commit sexual assault are bad guys, stupid guys, less evolved guys. Nice guys do not have to consider consent or boundaries or women’s experiences, because by definition they’d never do anything rapey, and if…

This is horrible. I am so sorry.