May I refer you to Allie Brosh for tips on better enjoying your dinosaur tail?

two men expressing natural fantasies

To be a nerd, comparing “feel badly” with “feel strongly” makes no sense. “Strongly” means the verb feel is done with more force. Whereas “badly” implies the verb feel is done worse, or poorly. Like you’re bad at feeling.

Why do these GOP donors only want their money back NOW? The blatant racism wasn’t enough? I refuse to believe any of them are offended for real. They just don’t want to look bad now that it looks like he’s not going to win.

The same people who were upset about men dressing as women to sneak into public bathrooms are going to defend this.

All Shoulders Matter.

No.

“Allowing” yourself to be sexually assaulted by not bitching out the guy who could get you fired from your job AFTER HE ALREADY DID IT is not a defense. Not legally, not morally, not nothingly.

I have seen FAR too many people post “Why are people so upset that Trump said pussy?”

Ben Carson is not our supervisor!

Hey, it’s Tea Lizard! Yay!

YES YES YES YES. I’ve been posting this over and over again. Locker room talk is not “I sexually assault women and you should, too.”

Do you guys remember that TV show where different families had to live in New England as if it were the 17th C and NO ONE cut down anywhere close to enough wood for the winter?

Trevor Noah nailed this one perfectly: there is a massive difference between using obscene language to talk about your totally consensual sexual experiences and talking about sexually assaulting someone. Is the first one kinda shitty, depending on the situation? Yea. Do your friends probably want you to shut up…

To be fair they tried to give him a double-breasked jacket but he couldn’t stop laughing, grabbing at the air, and making honking noises.

“In 2060, retirees will have manbuns and skinny jeans.”