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Big Oil and the Dorito Lobby
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driven by someone on some date (presumably recently, as the video has been making the rounds, of late).

There HAS to be some level of drinking or drugs involved in this, right? Just lie to me if not; I can’t accept this is the outcome of sober thinking

Michigan gets snow.

Call it Waiting Around to Die and I'll be there opening night.

I hardly knew her!”

My favorite Twitter comment: “When are Harrison Ford and Bryan Cranston going to play brothers fighting over a will?”

“We only have one colored in our town.”

I’m starting to get Michigan and Mississippi confused.

Doesn’t Michigan have hate crime laws? Why isn’t that racist behind bars (after he pleaded guilty to aggravated assault)? Oh wait... it’s fucking rural Michigan, which may as well be Kentucky.

Everyone in that bar:

That’s when Obama’s reverse discrimination was dividing the country. Trump fixed all that.

Hardly “people’s”, more like just americans.

anyone that can reelect a turtle to senate that many times has got to be a bit addled.

I’ve never understood how some people’s brains just completely melt when they stumble upon a traffic circle. They’re really not very hard! And when people follow them correctly they’re far preferable to a set of lights. 

Well, it *is* Kentucky.

The police should set up a combination DUI checkpoint/mental health screening checkpoint there; there’s no way those people aren’t drunk, high, or severely addled.

Not sure I would call that buff? Seems like he just lost a ton of weight instead.

The article sums it up pretty well. X-Wing came out of nowhere and was mindblowing, but not perfect. Then Tie Fighter came and refined everything that needed refining in the first game (mainly things that gave you a feeling of unfairness/frustration). That, and the awesome Empire-centric story.

Yes.

Tie Defenders were one of the best parts of Tie Fighter