"I live globally," may be the world's douchiest statement.

We get it, you like European cars. No need for you to try and disguise it with a bunch of meaningless words.

Home on every continent? Wooooowwwwww *rolls eyes*

I loved the people's curse.

That's just plain cruel. Nobody should be forced to drive this.

I was going to say FD RX7 as well, but with an entirely different reason. The twin turbo setup is too complicated and tends to break. Replace it with a better single turbo, and you have pretty much the same powerband, but a much simpler intake system and better reliability.

FRS AND BRZ. They take the cake.

Miata

The prevailing lore is the term refers to the result of what a person looks like after a crash wearing a helmet but no other protective gear:

This "run along, little Timmy" hand gesture to an officer. It violates every inch of idealism strung and tensioned inside my fibrous being. I despise that feeling, and I despise this squid.

That was a good cop. Stayed level-headed and made the right decision. Had he forced the issue, the bikes would have bolted in 50 different directions and the odds of one of those squids getting hurt/killed and hurting/killing someone else would have went up greatly. Kudos to that CHIP and wish there were more cops…

or pull out his can of mace, ride out in front and just crop-dust those dipwads.

I'll back you up on this, Collins. He was vastly outnumbered, and trying to chase down the squids is dangerous as hell considering the speed and other traffic around. Break off, call for backup (car backup!) and have the last laugh later.

What a fucking shitshow. He may have made the right decision but there's no doubt this video will only serve to further embolden these asswipes.

Dear Squids,

Bro:

Infiniti is not a brand of performance vehicles. They are a sticker on the side of Red Bull F1 cars.

It's like naming a Minivan after the Mulsanne straight.

Kind of surprised Africa had nuclear weapons ranked so highly alongside disease and religious & ethnic hatred. The international community generally seems to ignore the continent, to the detriment of the people living there (recent Ebola scare notwithstanding).

Also, the "WAR ON CHRISTMAS WE ARE A CHRISTIAN NATION BARACK HUSSEIN BENGHAZI IS BANNING CHRISTIANITY" morons.

I am pretty wise! Thanks!