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I’ll go with blaming myself. I was wrong. We should’ve nominated Bernie. I don’t know if he would have won but he would have had a better chance than Hillary. I haven’t felt this much shame and regret since 2000 when I voted for Nader. I was so intent on avoiding that mistake, I messed up even worse. Fuck me.

Yes what could a site called DeadSPIN possibly have to do with politics?

In fairness, he did embrace an untouchable.

It’s a pretty small potatoe.

He’s mad at her for the same reason Joe Namath still hates Suzy Kolber: she wouldn’t kiss him.

Unfortunately, the same thing that makes a 3-1 lead in baseball less decisive than a 3-1 lead in basketball also makes it less likely CLE will win the World Series next year.

but we commonly understand the word “minority” to refer to people of color.

You’re 100% correct. Women are arguably minorities. And if someone as powerful as Oprah or Jay Z qualifies, then so does Madonna.

If you’re low on guilt, you can substitute a little schmaltz. Throws off the mouth feel though.

Why is this bomb different from all the others?

I believe it’s Macklemore.

Actually, the rumor was they were out late partying before that one too. Hence my speculation here. But I think you’re right that not taking the Lakers seriously figures into it too.

My theory is they lost because they took KD out partying all night after whipping OKC. I mean Klay STILL looked blazed lol.

This is Note 7 kinja.

Me neither. OTOH, I also wouldn’t pay $150000 for such a non-story.

Yeah but... HILARY CLINTON DINES ON CHUBBY BABY LEGS AND DRINKS THEIR BLOOD AS WINE TO TOAST ISIS BEFORE HAVING LESBIAN SEX WITH HUMA ABEDIN EVERY NIGHT. I read it on Facebook.

My god... it’s full of stars!

Shit does go best with buns.

Maybe he was just welcoming the guy to the Layer Cake.