For those confused: a “Shirsey” is one side brown, other side blue.

Chip soil sounds like something in a dish at someplace $$$ like Alinea lol.

In theory. I’m reality, though, James Dolan.

Are we sure he’s “going half-Joker, half-Dent” though? I figured the other side was Bruce Wayne. Sure there’s also an implicit Two-Face reference, but he’s more the Unholy Ghost in this Halloween trinity.

Crack den?

That crack was out of line!

A Dingo ate your joke!

Don’t be too hard on him. Bad puns are in his jeans.

Lolwut?

Lots of smiling dogs... surprisingly few hats.

I thought I was the only one!

You don’t let Dog handle the crumbs? Bad Hamilton! Bad!

Two words: Marijuana dispensary.

For Oakland as well.

On a tangential note, Marshawn Lynch and Conan O’Brien are comedy gold together. Someone needs to cast those two in a buddy comedy and call it “Farewell to Chums.”

Or Kliff Klayvin from Boston.

Pay no attention to that stench. We all know people aren’t watching because of Colin Kaepernick!

I couldn’t care less about Geno Smith’s torn A-C-L. I wanna kiss you!

“Breathtaking.”