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I’m a Giants fan and I still think Clayton fucking Kershaw is the best pitcher in baseball.

Ballsy bastard, isn’t he?

That’s Sacralicious.

This comment shut down the internet.

That’s what happens when you use meth, kids!

Looking... or is that what actually happened? Would explain a great deal.

So it’s global warming’s fault?

+1 spicy Cajun

What would Michael Rapaport say?

Deplorable! But also adorable...

Not just owned, vonnegutted.

That’s not lemonade!

This is powerful. I’m sorry, but it is. Please don’t write something snarky.

Only after they break the drought once. Championships are like dog bites: you get one free pass.

Where do you draw the line? Wherever you want.

Also that rascally rally monkey.

“I’m going to take you to IKEA some balls...”

PLEASE do that. Audacity of Hope for him; It Takes a Village for her.