Sgt. Steve Jobs’ Lonely Hearts Club Band!

It was easy to mistake them. The way Young slobbered over Gabbert’s sub-mediocre performance was positively Dilferesque.

+$5 either way

Heil Hoagie!

I’ll give you my helmet when you pry it from my grotesquely swollen head!

Not to mention Gus the field goal kicking mule!

Yeah, this seems like the wrong question to ask. It’s not like baseball movies suck more than their football and basketball counterparts. The right question is why sports movies generally are bad.

I think you greatly overestimate Cubes’s debate skills. Dude couldn’t even beat Trump at reality TV. All it would take is one “Radio on the Internet” reference, and it would be over.

It’s Samer’s poiseon pun.

Why is Drumpf molesting Marnie the Dog?

Does Kirkland have the ripples? Those are key.

Does Kirkland have the ripples? Those are key.

I’m a Cottonelle man for sure, but I don’t find the purple to be noticeably superior to the blue. Pure price discrimination imo.

I’m a Cottonelle man for sure, but I don’t find the purple to be noticeably superior to the blue. Pure price…

Forget about Baggarly and the Mercury News. The best Giants coverage — and some of the best baseball writing around period — is by Grant Brisbee at McCovey Chronicles.

Jack is cheap. I make too much money to ever use a jack. Let’s get that straight. OK? We don’t do a jack. We don’t do that. Jack is whack.

+1 pancreas

Came for the feet. Walked out happy.

I’m with you re Cottonelle.

I’m with you re Cottonelle.

Cottonelle Clean Care FTW. Those ripples aren’t a gimmick.

Cottonelle Clean Care FTW. Those ripples aren’t a gimmick.

I believe a punch to the nuts is actually a Green card.