Get that bear some beets!

Interesting trivia! But did you know yards per carry has little correlation with actual winning in the NFL? Passing efficiency is much more important, at least in pro football.

Hehe. Adjusted Net Yards/Attempt. It’s the best of the basic box score stats (including passer rating) when it comes to QBs.

It’s like a Zen Koan.

And one of these not good QBs costs a lot more than the other.

If you say so:

Don’t forget, Aaron Rodgers looked pretty raw his first preseason or two. I think Goff will be just fine when he bulks up and the game slows down for him a bit.

Also, PFF has absolutely zero validity and shouldn’t be referenced as often and confidently as it is.

Don’t forget the hot sauce, chulo!

Beans and cheese are acceptable on some types of tacos.

Holy Toledo!

So serene lol.

Joey Light Years strikes again! At this point, Dubs need to just lean into it and go full villain.

You got it all wrong, Barry. Steve Allen was doing this way back in the ‘50s and ‘60s.

Actually, the really sad thing is how much I want to have hate sex with her.

Then golf. Hit ‘em with the Hein!

If his decency was so basic, and this is such a low bar, when was the last time you did the same?

My hipster hat is off to you, sir.

Beat me to it.