Well shit, man. All of that sucks, but glad to hear you are alive and (mostly) just sore right now 

So you saw a new Defender the other daaaaaay

Kind of shocked there was no mention of the Surface Headphones. My work gave me a pair of these things, and they are shockingly good. Great quality, great sound dampening, and great sound.

I just don’t want to live in pod 6

“but I guess I could be wrong.”

You are.

I might be the only one alive who thinks this, but I kind of wanted some more Evil Dead with Jane Levy. I didn’t hate the 2013 reboot\remake\retelling at all and thought she was great in it

Hello there

GOOSE

Do not fuck with Canada Gooses!

Wanted for questioning

So basically this

96 Dodge Intrepid. I bought in 2001 when I got out of the army as a hold over car, and in the 3 years I owned it, I had to replace the compressor twice and the transmission 2 times. I was never happier when I traded that thing in in 2003. It was just ridiculously bad

Ooh, another subscription streaming platform?

I can honestly say I have never heard of Clubhouse. 

Only once, it looks like, in 2018

Didn’t this show up in the movie Rampage as the Rock’s vehicle, for some reason?

Just looked it up and yes, it did

I see Beebo, praise be to his name

Unscrewed?

I mean