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Every time I was in Paris I wanted a C4 Cactus

I don’t understand the world anymore...

Short answer: yes.

Longer answer: still yes

I’d kind of like another season of “Oh Cook” as well

shush child

Have we reached a point where buying one of these headsets is worth the money yet? 

I appreciate this random factoid. 

I had a feeling this post would bring the morons out, and not disappointed

Oh man, where can I get a good quality rainbow scarf for tall bearded people? 

F

The Chevy Tahoe really sold the legitimacy of this alien planet 500 years in the future to me

“58,700 trucks”

Well, I was planning on getting one, but not anymore