bigmattthe-tool
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bigmattthe-tool

Every time I was in Paris I wanted a C4 Cactus

I don’t understand the world anymore...

Short answer: yes.

Longer answer: still yes

I’d kind of like another season of “Oh Cook” as well

Oh man, where can I get a good quality rainbow scarf for tall bearded people? 

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“58,700 trucks”

Well, I was planning on getting one, but not anymore

The new Defenders are surprisingly spacious inside. I am looking at trading my truck in for one right now. I sat in and test drove one, and I fit perfectly fine. I was shocked by that, too. I’m 6'8" and about 290. I can’t speak to an older Defender, but the new ones are spacious. 

Also sat in a new Bronco and fit

I’m 6'8", and I currently drive a raptor. Never had a truck before, but this is the first vehicle I actually feel normal sized in. 

https://instantostrich.com/

I was wondering if the two couch like benches had a third part that came out from under to make one big bed. 

The bike’s saddle is narrow but comfortable, and it’s 32 inches tall, which is fine even for a short rider like me”

So at 6'8, there’s no way I could ride this comfortably, correct? 

Ok, this has me excited. I have no idea if we will actually see these in 2022, but I am ready for one. 

Counterpoint: no, its not. 

It’s almost as if we can’t win with these types of people.

I remember when I had my first raptor, every raptor thread on Jalopnik was idiots talking about how much they hated them, how no one ever off roads them, etc.

I then had a video of me tooling around in my red raptor in a coal dump up in Scranton, Pa. The