10/10 would download

Name checks out.

Turn the tree around. Tree trunk towards the front.

She can eat crackers in my bed any time

NP, I’m in. Now if I can just crowd fund this thru my fellow Jalops,

http://wgnradio.com is 720 am radio in the Chicagoland area. And is definitely not half static and bible verses.

This is why middle aged guys want corvettes. (me included)

Ladies and gentlemen, what we are witnessing here is growth. Our little David is growing up. Sniff, sniff.

Isn’t a line in Days of Thunder that Robert Duvall’s character says he is going to put an extra long fuel line in the car to hold an extra gal of gas?

This is a great PSA for the ladies $kay, that you should take off your shirt and use it to save your knees when doing any thing on your knees.

You know that this sticker is most likely on the drivers side window.

What about Max Madison? He might be Mad and bad but he’s not crazy!

They are just unnecessary anyway. 

I have an ‘02 Passat so now I will see this every time i wash the car. Thank you $kay!

Then Hollywood will make a movie about said group had to resort to cannibalism while stuck out in the wilderness, and all their phone batteries are dead. And the twist at the end will be they were a 5 min walk back to the highway. 

Just buy the damn mini van.