Congratulations, Mr. WarShrike, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Mercedes which this lovely lady will deliver soon. Fa la la la la. La la la laaa.

You go to hell.

Congratulations, Mr. Velvet Elvis and Mr. Quad Pole on COTD! I would like to gift you with an IDK car which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she replaces the windshield.

Oh well. Parts is parts.

Congratulations, Mr. Zilor, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a robot. This lovely robot will deliver herself after finishing her shift.

Congratulations, Mr. emilminty drives an E36 with patina, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a VW which this lovely lady will deliver in real life.

Congratulations, Mr. AdmiralAkbar, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Corvette which this lovely lady will deliver soon if she’s not too confused and frightened. Ho! Ho! Ho!

Congratulations on COTD, Mr. Elhigh! I would like to gift you with a Ford Focus which this lovely lady will deliver, but she will be a little late.

Congratulations on COTD, Mr. Margin of Error! I would like to gift you with a police car which this lovely lady will deliver after she pushes everybody out of the way.

Congratulations on COTD, Mr. karaleti! I would like to gift you with a Mercedes which this lovely lady will deliver without rotating the earth.

Congratulations, Mr. For Sweden, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Corvette to add to your vast collection. This lovely lady is all fired up and will deliver it soon.

Congratulations, Mr. 4wsprelude, on the midnight edition of COTD! I would like to gift you with a Lexus which this lovely lady will deliver.........yada, yada, yada.

Congratulations, Mr. Kevin K, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Mercedes which this lovely lady will deliver.............not rented and not wrecked.

I’m looking forward to the side-by-side comparison article between this car and your Yugo.

Congratulations, Mr. JayFra, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Ford GT40 which this lovely lady I personally will deliver soon in a few months..........maybe.

Congratulations, Mr. Noble Destro, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Subaru which this lovely lady will deliver with many cupholders.

Congratulations, Mr. Mergio Sarchionne, on COTD! I would like to gift you with an Alpha Romeo 147 which this lovely lady will deliver with Motor Tread’s approval.

Not on Craigslist, but this WWII Jeep would be a challenge. Ran when parked sunk.

Any Kia or Hyundai ad on the radio.
Imagine an early 90s monster truck rally advertisement. Exact same voice, exact same sound effects (hammer on anvil, explosions, random echo).
It’s actually why it took me so long to realize that Kia/Hyundai actually started making decent cars, because it seemed shady as hell.

Mia Toretto driving a fast and furious car