Try as I might I can’t hate Zlatan. He’s the best heel of all time, maybe.

Packer fan here. I utterly despise the Bears and every single one of their fans.

so...he is gonna get more chances than he deserves?

Trying to think where else in American society the question “Whoa, hey, haven’t you made enough money?” is taken seriously. Drawing a blank.

I said “slightly” for a reason. Essentially it says “you get no road map”, which sure, that’s fine, 100% agreed. But it also says, “If you don’t follow this road map, you can’t get back in.” Do you honestly not see how that contradicts itself?

You must have forgotten how awesome he was at pitching before injury.

If it bothers you so much, don’t watch his shit. 

Fed up with this shit. Enough is e(fucking)nough.

It was an homage to Joe Frazier when he fought at MSG, he’s done this a few times.

The Battle of the Bulge

What a hypocrite. He’s been stretching that shirt out for YEARS. 

Yeah, I didn’t understand that either. The actual anecdote he was relaying makes no sense at all.

What did his story even mean? Was he trying to say that black people hold back their speed? 

My wife is so afraid of someone noticing her when she goes to poop, she actually keeps a 2nd pair of shoes in her desk so nobody recognizes her in the stall. She calls them her Shittin’ Shoes.

I would crawl out across the piss soaked floor screaming about someone stealing my chair.

I wish Zack Hample was there to catch that one.

One time, my dad was on vacation partying in Miami and saw Randy Moss at the bar of a restaurant. He asked if he wouldn’t mind saying ‘hi’ to me if he called me on the west coast.
I was a teenager at the time, in Seattle, playing video games when he called. I was a big Moss fan and liked him even more because he was…

History is going to be very kind to Randy Moss. Extremely thoughtful statement in the current climate of anthem madness.

MJ might be the greatest of all time, but Jesus CHRIST he is such a pussy. 

“So... I saw your dad and Bridget took you to the ballgame this weekend...”