LeBron’s just like us, wearing the free shirt he got from a work trip.

Pretty sure that would have decapitated Neymar.

I am salivating at the possibility that the Rams are stupid enough to pay a WR that has put up decent numbers playing with all-time QBs but not the best defensive lineman in professional football.

Let’s remember some controversies:

So it’ll take Melo three moves to get where he wants to go. That’s a surprising level of efficiency from him.

It’s great news that the cops kept their composure and didn’t commit any “shooting fouls”

Could the Raptors flip him?

My god, he would live forever. 

Anybody else want to sneak on his porch and add a rock every month? We could rotate, make it a group effort.

It’s gonna be real sad when he’s out of football for a few years and he forgets why the rocks are on his porch. 

Seems like a bad decision for a guy who now plays in a glass house.

Really, you signed with an NFL team? 

“...in the double-shooting sleeve, late-stage Melo getup”

Hard yes.

This is like a shot-by-shot breakdown of 2 Girls 1 Cup.

Providing examples of other species engaging in a behavior as support for the conclusion that the same behavior by a human is not gross is not a strong argument. By that logic, my friend’s dog has just green lit the following behaviors as not gross: eating one’s own poop, eating one’s own vomit, eating another…

How is this even a question? Hell yes, this is gross.

Fucking yes dude, gross.

Why do you hate the military and America?