I believe the word you’re looking for is caricature

This made me laugh way too hard at my desk +1

With a name like Steve Smith, Memos’ like this often come off even more dull

Humphries was one of the better bigs the wizards have had in recent memory...that is a sad statement

I hated Crosby being a caps fan and how whiny and child like he acted. for the past 4 years though he just quietly gets shit done and is so dominant...if he plays for 10 more years his numbers might be all time status

I understand your thought process and, without considering their undoubted possession of that puck, it would look a little different in a vacuum. But regardless, Ellis’ intention from the jump was to hit JT Brown as hard as he could on that play. Brown’s turn might have caught him off guard but I think only compounded…

This is an absolutely abhorrent take on what happened. This was intentional. not a doubt in my mind. Source: played hockey for the past 16 years

So i’m confused, did you just want to shit on the wizards or something? Owners want to not spend their own money..nothing is new there. I don’t think he said “my teams aren’t as good because I pay a mortgage that is high”, to me it says “my company(Monumental sports and entertainment) and assets(Caps,Wiz, Mystics) are…

Holy shit!!! Bad things happen in the world?!?! This naturally means anything good that happens is less good because bad things...sure bud

I logged in specifically to star this comment. hahaha

That part

Do your articles come in anything less than “Big gulp” size

I wish I could freebase this take and bask in it

Your moms house with tom segura and christina paszitsky

I learned on an 04 Honda Civic with the 5 speed. Great transmission to learn on and the clutch was forgiving but not exactly perfect so it was a good tool. Had to transfer that skill into a BMW E30 320i for work a couple months later and did fine until it puked coolant all over my driveway

This just isnt true. their longest 5-3 of the game was 1:05.

I was taught to hit people in the chest and drive through them. Never to “explode upward into somebody”

That and then just walking off the end of the elevated stage and continuing his riff was awesome

Absolutely. Agree lucic and players like him have Negative intentions on hits more often. Being a caps fan I watch almost every game and he has definitely learned when not to throttle people like he used to. That being said he is big, fast and strong and sometimes he gets a little to hungry for hits

This was bad and he deserved a fine IMO but he has almost entirely stopped with his slight jumping hits he was doing before. Those were dangerous and I’m glad he still hits hard. Every big hitter has had a couple of these hits every once in a while