I’d like an explanation as to why he’s wearing those fingerless gloves.

It all makes sense when you remember that a Canadian win = .78 U.S. wins.

Quit fucking whining. The Pens are going to lose the next game and then win the series in 7. That’s not enough for you?

Maybe we’re reading too much into this, and the simple answer is the correct answer: the Browns don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and this is further evidence of it.

YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT IT’S NOT A GOAL.

you don’t know me bud

Trying to scam your way from 1st to 3rd is a time honored tradition among teenagers, or uhhh, middle aged internet commenters.

My advice? Git gud.

Different Boston Damon...

This account has gone nearly a year without posting, and three years before that, and now appears out of nowhere to talk Deafheaven on a Shohei Ohtani home run highlight. I don’t know what any of it means, but I’m starring it.

M’s fan, can confirm. Ichiro’s BP was why you came out early.

I remember hearing that Ichiro used to hit bombs in BP and was more of a line drive hitter in game on purpose. Ohtani’s swing seems like if Ichiro said fuck it, chicks dig the long ball.

Don’t you get snippy with me. Your mom probably packed you Gobble Stix.

Also the guy who microwaves fish in the office kitchen every day.

Idea: train former players to be referees. KD would never ever pull this shit on Kevin Garnett

Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.

That sounds like a hell of a show.

It sucks when teams with asshole fans have such likable players. Really puts you in a tough spot.

Portrait mode is not admissible in court.

I’ve heard the accuser’s story and they don’t have a leg to stand on.