bigj1288
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bigj1288

That shit was bad but that wasn’t worse than the Gronk hit. Bet he appeals and gets it down to one.

I’m pretty sure when the seats are that good the hot dogs are free. Whom among us wouldn’t try to eat the year’s quota of hot dogs then? Whom?

Jesus. If that’s Innocent, I don’t want to see Guilty.

Can Deadspin just start calling them the Washington Redhawks from now on?

Bad defense is way more entertaining than bad offense, that’s for sure.

You forget that Dwight Howard still exists.

If this was anyone but Enes Kanter it would be a thousand times better.

Captain Morgan the damn thing.

Typical Prius driver. They’re not very attentive to their surroundings unless there’s a truck or SUV in the vicinity, then they lose their shit.

In the end, both players were asked talib the stadium.

Pictured: Curry (left) and Durant.

I did the same thing except with a short-handled rake that I keep around for my kids. It hit me square in the nuts. There was no laughter.

And that, kids, is the story of Jim Tomsula’s Best Thanksgiving Dessert Ever.

I stepped on a garden rake in my garage and got whacked in the head by the handle. It hurt like hell, but the tears were laughter.

Still not worse than the 6oz bag of cheesy popcorn I bought from a fundraiser catalog for $13.

The question and answer confused the hell out of me. Regardless, I’m positive I apply deodorant the correct way.

I’m confused as hell after reading the deodorant one. Did someone mix up parallel and perpendicular? Do I not understand human anatomy?

I’m already making up excuses to get out of going to those and I’m not even a father yet.

US Navy apologizes for disclosing its top secret flight plan for North Korean flyovers

Maybe you missed the point. Jaylen was in high school a few years ago. He’s had to grow up and be more mature in a shorter amount of time than most people his age (I’m 24) to be where he’s at today.