The Sparks season doesn’t start for another several months though.

I can tell you from first hand experience, the nurses in the NICU are nothing short of living angels.

No one cares. 

Whats a rugby?

He is fucking lucky to be alive

Really gonna be awkward, post-surgery, when Davis’ pain-killers are nowhere to be found.

This is like trying to decide between rooting for corn on pizza or ketchup on steak. Fuck both of them.

This dude lives on a totally different planet.

“...improv-based free-range comedy troupe.”

Pre-existing injury? You mean like playing in the NFL?

..three police cars arriving at the scene to help Officer Tenderfeels crack the case of The Loud Noise Made Me Feel Ways About Things.

I am betting the cop was actually baiting the guy after the first honk, basically trying to see if he would honk again.

Screen Mary

My joke above was in reference to the often-baffling state of what constitutes a catch and what doesn’t in the modern iteration of the NFL rule book. I like to have a little fun with it sometimes.

The ball clearly brushed the ground when Hilton hit the turf. No catch.

She should be charged with felony battery.

Don’t kink shame them!

Not to trigger all the Blue Lives Matter assholes out there, but there is no reason for him to hit her like that. Act like you’re the one, you know, in charge.

As a certified online deadspin replay official:

I would skate through a brick wall for that coach.