That’s so cute. Now they both have more rings than the Dodgers.

Oh no, force me to spend $6 and be treated to unlimited shitty, delicious mac & cheese pizza. Fuck you, fuck all of you. Cici’s rules.

Yeah only on planet FUCK THIS WEED IS STRONG is Litter Caesar’s a preferred dinner choice over Pizza Hut.

Whomever voted for CiCi’s should be, well, forced to eat at Cici’s.

Oh, I just found out the Niners cut Hoyer. They’ll probably pick him up because he knows the system.

Bíttolo actually only needed two stitches but the doctor didn’t want to embarrass him.

The truly amazing part of this story is that it took a teenage boy more than four strokes to finish.

From the Reading Comprehension Tees

Good on the second place finisher. Bad on whoever made this dumb rule.

Ahh. Yes. And if that slut didn’t want to be raped she should have worn a longer skirt.

I don’t agree. At those angles and those speeds, how can a defender put himself in a position to make a tackle (or force the QB to need to slide) and avoid opening himself to that exact penalty? I’m not someone who longs for the old days. I’m just pointing out there is an inherent problem with that play. It’s a no-win…

Listening to Cowher and Neon Dipshit defend this is amazing. It’s now Flacco’s fault for not getting down sooner.

It’s definitely more of a “Where the fuck am I, who the fuck am I?”

^^ Want to bet they’re not permitted to point out someone might be concussed?

“Look at the almost look of shock in the eyes of Flacco.”

Yeah, right. If he was so good ten years ago, then how come he’s not on the Cavs?

And Colin Kaepernick is still unsigned. SMH!

*Checks Josh Smith’s resume and the New Orleans roster*

You will admit though that 16 is more than 15, though right? I know we’re all divided in 2017, but can we agree on that?