“Taiwan border to the island of England”

It’s funny how quickly Chicago has turned on Joe Maddon.

I’d mock you, but I have an uneasy feeling that you might be my accountant.

Go back to school, herb:

Swaggy P will be fine as long as there is never a point where they might actually need Swaggy P. Suddenly it won’t be so fun anymore.

That batting analogy is solid... wish they used it more at checkpoints.

Coming from a Nationals and DC sports fan in general, and with respect, but Joe Maddon can shut right the fuck up about calls he doesn’t like that impact a game.

I thought the whole point of running in a zig-zag was that gators couldn’t do that?

Stolen from random on Twitter: “You can take the Nationals out of the Capital, but you can’t take the Capitals out of the Nationals”

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

Gardner, known for his speed: 241 career stolen bases.

As a former male stripper I’m glad she is carrying this torch of inequality. I can tell you ladies do NOT pay $20 for a lap dance.

Is there a take on this other than Foerster is/was a dumb besotted older dude with substance issues that got fucked over massively by a stripper (presumably after some failed blackmail shakedown) who’s now trying to make it out to be some noble political act?

This is some cruel shit. Some dumb shit too. But the cruelty…

I’ve never done cocaine. Is it true people like to snort it from between [redacted]? I’ve seen people use dollar bills in movies, but never a rolled-up FOIA request.

3 wins, 3 draws, 4 losses. Yeah, that goal was a phantom, but this team’s quality is a phantasm. We’re out on merit.

Trinidad & Tobago finally avenging that 10-1 hockey beatdown the US gave them at the 1994 Junior Goodwill Games

I thought “duck duck gray duck” was one of your “hotdishes”

Man, that’s a lot of manpower and weaponry.