Hard to believe the Panthers are undefeated at 3-1.

yes that is dutch for “I am a poor typist”

I’m with Paul. Totally makes a mockery of the game. What’s next, guys playing the whole game WITHOUT playing a position?

I knew I made a mistake when I turned down that job at the ‘ol Blonde Conservative mill. Business is booming!

Gee, how do felons get hold of weapons? From law abiding gun owners who abide by the law but don’t abide by common sense self-regulation such as keeping their weapons and ammunition locked up.

Naw, I don’t see the NRA condoning this in any form.

Are you fucking serious? How is this the NRA’s fault?

nah, look how poorly they held the firearm... NRA would be sad and offer gun lessons

Is it really bad soccer teams that do this? I see it all the time in MLS and...oh, nvm...

I’m not sure if a Jets coach could name 5 current players.

The fact that this is the best part of our season is depressing.

Meanwhile we can’t figure out how to eject “GET IN THA HOLE!” guy at golf tournaments.

What if Phil Niekro was pitching and the guy yelled “knuckleball coming”?

This is almost as bad as the time I got kicked out of my ex-girlfriend’s parents house for just-the-tipping.

“More than you can afford, pal.”

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

Joke’s on him. Wentz uses direct deposit.

Considering 95% of his salary is signing and roster bonuses, his game check is $179.87 after taxes.

Protects “show car” by doing more damage to it. .. sigh. People are assholes.

Yo his letter to “NEW YORK” is clownshoes. He randomly breaks into rhyme a couple of times (the second time, it’s using the same word - “end.”), and it reads like it was written by a Kardashian, and not the dead lawyer one.