I think this is a record for the shortest time before a Deadspin article becomes irrelevant

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

I grew up in Colorado Springs. The city had it coming.

The article makes it pretty clear that there are restrooms pretty near to where she’s shitting, and in no event should this be a common occurrence. I used to run a pretty healthy amount, and despite digestive issues popping up on occasion, only once did I have an issue where I had trouble getting to a bathroom on…

This is what’s happening. Her husband works from home. I guarantee this woman doesn’t fart in the presence of her husband. Her husband has put her on this pedestal to where she feels she can’t shit in her own house. Instead, she goes out for a “jog.”

you’re really bending over backwards for some excuses.

Ugh. Those jerseys look awful. I hate when teams have nonsensical logos and a mishmash of terrible colours.

nobody wrenching in my street.... pretty sure the neighbour is growing pot in his shed tho

It’s preposterous, calming down, things of that nature.

Did I just watch Stephen A Smith telling someone to calm down?

Minor edit, but this “the driver’s Porsche lost control”

I am going to be that guy- This has nothing to do with the First Amendment. She is free to say Trump is a racist. And ESPN, a private company, is free to fire her/punish her/do nothing to her if it feels like it.

1. Stratego.

I don’t think I ever had a Monopoly game that didn’t end in a physical altercation.

Why you gotta interrupt my strongly worded email with your silly warning?

I’ve been saying something simple about this... If the town doesn’t want your business, they can suck a fat one. Don’t give them any of your money and see how their tune changes.

I may have missed something but I thought the article was about Lendale White who went to USC.

Who’s the one with the concussion, he went to USC, which is in California.