Jeter has plans to fix this with Gift Bag Night.

Just to be clear though, it’s funny that the Cubs and Cardinals are the only teams who have to end their vacation early.

Cokeheads who fistfight for a living aren’t usually the smartest group.

You left out the best part:

Don’t undersell the second aspect of the argument, that Trout has a high OPS only because pitchers are afraid to throw him strikes.

Daily reminder that Bob Ley is a national treasure.

And yet he’s still better than Beth and Rex. It is painful.

Ryan Vogelsong was a good Giant.

“Twerking” may be the general name, but when you’re up against a wall and you go bottoms-up specifically for the Chargers it’s called “Ryan Leafing.”

Can we talk about how solid Tony Romo was? His competence and energy in the booth felt like a goddamn revelation after years of Simms shitting all over America’s eardrums.

Ugh. Typical glory boy. You play for the name on the FRONT of your jersey!

His positives seem to outweigh his negatives...

There’s a lesson in this: always let someone smarter than you look over your blog before you hit “Publish,” especially if you are a moron, like me.

I know we’ve all blocked it from our memories but I’m pretty sure last year still happened.

I for one predict great things for him. In fact I can picture it now, a healthy Kenny Galloway announces the end of a Hall of Fame career, retiring at age 29.

You have to look at it from the glass half full approach. You didn’t lose a shoe, you found one.

I have to admit, when I saw this morning that Alex Smith had thrown for 368 yards I was really trying to figure out how he managed 125 completions in one game.

He’s eligible to play this week, right?

Yeah, Reid completely outcoached Belichick in every way. The Pats looked like they had never seen some of the KC offensive sets in their lives.

I’m really curious what part of that game made you think Andy Reid coached poorly.