This is a reminder that a call up to AA would mean Tim Tebow is a proud Binghamton Rumble Pony, which is just fantastic.

“Here is some extremely white shit” could also be said of every lacrosse game ever played.

I’m not for punishing people for recreational drug use. The NFL is dumb to test for marijuana. Everything about this situation is ignorant. But what am I missing here with Josh Gordon?

Well that’s different. Usually the biggest boob you see at a Marlins game is Jeffrey Loria.

the ocean is fucked up

+2.)

$6 drafts at the bar make that $9 6-pack in the fridge feel pretty free. The mental gymnastics I’m capable of would restore glory to MSU.

Amen. I can relax with one when she’s there, but then the questions start coming when I go for a 2nd or 3rd. Yes, I really do need another, thank you for asking.

Hearing the fan yell, “You ain’t about it, bro!” really made me want to see what kind of visor he was wearing.

One of the reasons I love IT is how matter-of-factly he says this. No animosity, just ‘yeah, we both know how it is’.

Good for him. The prize money is going to come in handy; the man is a walking pre-existing condition.

So, Matt Harvey got drunk playing golf and can’t work for three days because of it?

Kind of an extreme way to make the move to skeleton

Props to him for both graduating and being woke enough to be self-deprecating. The latter is sorely lacking in pro sports, in the long run it may even get him farther than his degree.

That’s weird, Derrick Rose just tweeted Shady Acres Outpatient Rehabilitation Center followed by four knee brace emojis.

Can’t wait to hear the punishment from Roger G’dell

100% the Pens thing no question. It’s their bogeyman.

We all see that Olynyk flopped there, right? Monte McCutcheon’s the one who took the force.

The fact that he was a sociopathic murderer actually does makes his suicide much less sad than, say, the suicide of a normal person that never felt the need to kill someone over a spilt cocktail.

I would argue that him being a bad guy does indeed make this less sad.