Shit, now the Orioles will have to protect their honor by drilling someone on Holbrook’s crew.

It’s good that Judge Taylor (who was apparently addressing Coach Strong as if he were actually present in the courtroom and has players not recruited by him under 24-hour surveillance and wearing magnetic boots on a metal floor to lock them into place) lives in a place where having a USF diploma has caused her no…

A lot of people say the crucifix was in, but I think he nailed it. And yet the double-A Binghamton Mets fans are screaming GIVE US BARABBAS (Antonio Barabbas, young Dominican shortstop prospect).

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

You read my fucking mind. The Orioles didn’t start this shit, didn’t continue this shit, but they may have to be the ones who end it.

#NEVERFORGET

I’d set up shop underneath that badboy and let pancakes fall into my mouth until I died

So that is why you unionized. To demand a pancake machine.

Wait...you guys had a fucking pancake machine? Now the veil is drawn back, Gawker was just one elaborate false flag operation by the 1%!! Well I hope you all burn in hell after drowning in your sweet pancake battered ivory tower!......I might need to go to sleep now.

That left jab though.... damn

Rear end steering wasn’t a factory option, but if you add enough options (supercharger, heads, etc) it becomes an option.

Why is Bob Villa so angry? Did his old house fall down?

I’ll admit it, I cried when my dad sold his red Saab. I loved riding in that thing. It was the car that brought me home from the hospital and the one that took him to and from work each day.

I ran it over my wrist to make sure it wouldn’t burn the baby’s mouth

I don’t fucking care if saying this makes me an asshole! I think this kind of lukewarm take is fine I guess!

Their team hashtag (#BearWithUs) doesn’t inspire confidence

Welp, it’s a good thing the Wizards got out to such an insurmountable lead! It would be a shame if that lead disappeared early in the second quarter...

And that’s why your high school coach is stuck coaching high schoolers.

Thank you for pulling the curtain back on this beauty

Background: Mike Milbury was probably one of the worst GM’s in sports history when he held that post for the Isles from the mid-90's through the mid-’00. That’s not hyperbole. Still, instead of getting fired, he got a promotion and became an executive of the Islanders. Thus were the Islanders under Wang.