Eh, I still don’t think the trade is looking good now. McDavid and Draisatl (who is the most under-hyped young star ever) are why Edmonton is thriving. Larsson has been a fine defenseman, but Hall is an elite player. Two goals in a game doesn’t change any of that.

SVP is the anti-Berman. ESPN lucked the fuck out the day they hired him. Not saying he was always great - it took him some time to grow into what he is now - but damn if he isn’t the best part of the network for the past several years.

They’re even better now with the matte finish.

They weren’t waiting on an ambulance for him. There wasn’t a replacement for the one he was taken off in. Rules state they can’t start playing until there is one.

I feel like the O’s don’t get enough credit for those fantastic batting helmets.

Really unfortunate. I hate watching pitchers decline.

They won’t fire Bob because he’s basically their get out of jail free card for journalistic ethics. He covers the uncomfortable stories so their other hosts don’t have to.

I’ll fight everyone in Bristol if they ever think about laying off Badass Bob.

Goddamn, Rickey is the best. Best Rickey story I ever heard was when Brian Giles was a regular on Jim Rome’s radio show, and one day he described how the coaches and vets got to sit on the front of the bus (from the hotel to the stadium) with the Padres. Rickey gets on the bus and starts heading towards the back, and…

I worked at a hotel in Nashville that hosts a lot of NHL teams and the players don’t individually go to the desk to check in, a team rep will come in and grab all the keys that are pre labeled in envelopes and then distribute them. Usually coaches have to be on one floor, players on another and then media on an…

After being called “Robin” to Kevin Durant’s “Batman” for his first seven years in the league, I suspect Russell Westbrook is “Bruce Wayne.”

Kobe Bryant used “Defendant” when checking into hotel rooms.

I also hope that Ramsey, C is checked in as “Chef Ramsey”

It is a cosmic injustice if Westbrook isn’t crash bandicoot.

Well, yeah. The Brewers (along with the Rockies and Cardinals) have access to all the watery piss they could ask for.

“I have a lot of blood and urine. Now if you will excuse me I have to roll these barrels of pee over to my locker and kill a hobo for his blood.”

Besides the amazing item itself, my favorite thing about this is the Cardinals fans with their arms open screaming at the umpires to do something about all the unbroken rules that were broken. #bestfans

Can’t wait for the MLS fans to try and convince us this is a real league we should take seriously.

Ladies and gentlemen, we found him! Set your wedgie devices to “atomic.”