The age old question is now at hand. Is it better to get broomed in a thorough beat down or to tank for the 9th seed and play the lottery?

Slow white guy is slow.

Toronto getting in top form to be beaten by the Cavs 4-1 I see.

Options kind of leave Malcolm in the middle.

The idea that this was a meaningless Clasico is the dumbest take ever.

“Why is it always the people with shitty cars that try and show out? No one gives a fuck about your 10-year-old V6 charger, I promise.”

This kind of shit is why I immediately mute every single human being on voice chat in any online multiplayer game.

Imagine having a royal family. I mean it’s so fucking bonkers.
Govt employees whose job title is to be posh.

“He’s a crybaby” -the guy who threw a national tantrum when split up from his brother at the age of 26.

I bet you’d still see a hockey coach out there.

And we are one step closer to Wenger saving his job and Arsenal getting relegated next season.

No, it always could be lupus, but it never is.

Perhaps it’s 3-1 lead poisoning.

According to House, it’s always Lupus.

When Golden State gets three wins in a series, it’s over. Shut it down.

“I hate that athlete but I’m a big enough person to hope they’re not dead”

Yeah I could see the wife wanting to deal with only one baby at a time

You know what nobody’s said on their deathbed? “I wish I’d worked more.”

So THIS is the undercover midwestern racism everyone talks about.