Ignore David. He has issues.

“Don’t worry, they’re playing the Leafs.”

Sorry, wait, who the fuck are the Atlanta Hawks?

Man, what did I miss? The rest of us are watching OKC vs Houston.

Yes. This is the good stuff. More of this.

Definitely Won The Australian Open While Pregnant

They’re 4 Lombardi Trophies on the table in the first photo and 5 in the second one.

No joke, I want to run through a brick wall for this guy RIGHT NOW. Holy shit.

I’ll say it: Tom Brady has a brand to protect and it was easy to hide behind his mother. He isn’t fooling anyone; man is savvy and if anything his wife told him to sit this one out.

Brady was spotted later that day at a nearby Trump Golf Course.

Don’t let this development ever let you forget that the Atlanta Falcons blew a 25 point lead in the SuperBowl.

And now he’s busy in Milwaukee turning Giannis and Thon Maker into absolute monsters. Thanks Timberwolves!

that looks like the poop emoji

im the guy in the photo please take down the photo i do not want anyone to see my dress shorts and ruin future soiree surprises

I don’t think I like these apples at all.

Taking credit for a picture he didn’t take, at a marathon he didn’t run.
That’s some A+ Stolen Valor, good sir. I’d salute you, but...well, you understand.

“Heat Check” and “Fam”? Fuck, I’m getting old. This doesn’t even seem like English anymore. Just put me out to pasture, already.

Hopefully they’re not whispering “nandrolone”

and their skateboards!

I’d like to defend purple as a car color, but only if it is a really deep shade of purple. So deep it looks black under some lights until a slight shift in perspective reveals that it is, in fact, purple.