No team is going to win a championship when their best player is Drake.

Oooooh. I don’t want to body-snark, but that’s the least attractive cheerleader I’ve ever seen.

[Tim Tebow hits a home run]

We don’t miss uber at all in Austin. Since they left we’ve gotten a couple of local options that score way lower in the evil scale. One, RideAustin, is a non-profit that actually pays drivers well and is the same price as uber.

Furiously downloading the SeekingArrangement app.

This is the bossest thing Ive heard today, & I now love Phil Mc.

*looks at leaderboard*

Man, I’m glad I’m not an alcoholic.

Let’s be honest, the real crime here is vertical video.

I stared at all of the refs’ crotches for a full minute before realizing I’d better read the article.

I would love to see statcast on bad plays like this. What’s the catch probability on this? Gotta be 80% across all major league left fielders.

That’s an 8.5 on the Schwarber scale.

His doctor prescribed it to him after a shoulder injury that ended his wrestling career.

This is rich coming from an organization that insists on the criminalization of a goddamned plant (mainly to protect its bloated budget) that could benefit many people who end up addicted to prescription drugs...

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

I’d like to think I would pull my hand away at the last second and brush back my luscious locks, but I am a bald Sixers fan so I can’t really imagine fighting for first or the hair.

Went to a concert at First Avenue in Minneapolis a couple months back; it’s right across the street from the Target Center. Got utterly stuck in horrible traffic, and was amazed, because nobody cares about the Timberwolves, so why would there be traffic just because a game was about to start?

I know this comment will receive some level of backlash because of the following that Tesla has, but...

Did it look this fat as a concept? It looks like it went from resembling Model S (good) to resembling Model X (less good)

Ugh, I still can’t get over how out of place that massive tablet looks.