5 seconds to see the ball come off the bat, decide where it is going, start running, and get there before the ball lands? Yes, that’s good.

Derek Jeter is happy he retired before this existed

Counterpoint: you’re wrong.

What kind of professional athlete doesn’t have the conditioning necessary to run 270 feet without being out of breath for half an hour afterward?

This was beautiful.

Is 2017 the year Deadspin writes nice articles about the Cardinals or something? I do not like this new Deadspin.

I’m giving you the star but I don’t know why

That’s great for Russell Westbrook but Mike Trout is still the superior hitter by nearly every advanced metric

The Bruins color man is always an apologist for the worst shit

This can be summed up as: if Buffalo was good it wouldn’t have happened.

goodness I love this team. 162-0 here we go!

I’m coming to this cold and give zero shits about hockey, but aren’t the Olympics being dicks here, too? License the fucking rings to the NHL for supplying the most valuable athletes in the Games and the problem goes away, right?

Love looks like a kid who got an A on his report card and can’t understand why mommy is yelling at daddy.

So, it was Panik! at the goal line?

Came to post that they seemed to misspell “squeal” ‘g-r-o-w-l’.

All I hear are tires screaming for their lives...

It’s almost like all the camera phones create an EMP that disrupts the cars computers and forces the traction control settings, brakes and accelerator to all malfunction at once.

You know it wasn’t a Mustang because it turned away from the pedestrians.

No, passing on a double yellow is being an asshole. Swerving to intimidate and kill is [attempted (edit)] murder. Asshole is much lower on the scale.

I don’t know how irrational it is but my biggest car related fear is hitting a pedestrian.