Fact: owning a Buick hasn’t gotten anyone laid since 1987.

Yeah, but then you will own a Buick.

He is probably my favorite athlete of all time.

Lemme guess. They needed an extra couple of million for an exercise suite in the football stadium

Is Sarah Jessica Parker elite?

I’ve had my share of car accidents involving Wild Turkey, too.

The number of sliders you can make out of them.

Excuse me, but the most powerful figure in chess is a woman, and calling her a lunatic is a typical patriarchy response to a strong woman.

I remember that one time I saw them in that one game against that one team, where they may have won, or possibly lost; I can’t remember. But man! They sure may have played a great, or terrible, game!

Leaving lobsters behind is not Kosher people

What do you mean? Can you elaborate on that? Is it meant to massage your upper hips? Clarify, please.

Not so much back as, um, pelvic floor.

Early nominee for next year’s Names Bracket: Tad Dickman.

“I honestly believe when the Raiders play here more than half the stadium will be rooting for the other team,” Foley said.

The argument that it will be paid by visitors hold no weight. People have finite money. If you increase a fee or a tax people spend less other places. So if you are funding schools via a restaurant tax but now people spend less on that due to a new hotel tax you funded a stadium at the cost of education or whatever.

Here’s another way to look at MVP - take a player off their team. How much worse is the team?

Scoring doesn’t usually stagnate the offense, since that is kinda the point.

I am so fucking drunk right now.

Coworkers, I don’t have the power to fire them but that won’t stop me trying to anyway.

I have two coworkers who believe Harden is MVP - should I fire them?