Welp, I’ll be driving home from the bars drunk I guess. Since there are no all-electric environmentally-sensitive unionized 51% woman organically grown non-profit no animal testing car ride companies to choose from, and taxis in my city are next to impossible to get at 2 am, I must drive after my eight martini happy…

eh, pulisic did a little bit on that goal i guess, but it was mostly created by US youth soccer

Boogaard had major drug issues unrelated to fighting.

And anyone who is a proponent for collective bargaining and think women as a whole, and especially in this circumstance, are underpaid...

I tried these like 2 weeks ago cause the store had a buy one get one free.

Yes, it’s a bag full of ulcers waiting to happen

Getting Hit By a Car is definitely better than Moscow Mule

10. Salt & Vinegar
11. Jalapeño

Drugs can be a difficult habit to kick so we understand why he hasn’t sought your advice.

“What’s a roof?”

Shit, that sucks. Though, if anyone should’ve been able to prevent having his company’s name leaked, you’d think it’d be the roof guy.

George deserves a lot of credit for its success. He was the perfect pitchman.

I once read a story about that grill. George and Hulk Hogan had the same manager who was asked if one of his clients would like to put their name on a grill. The manager rang Hogan first but he didn’t take the call so the manager than rang George who answered and said “yeah sure, why not”. Not really expecting that it…

99% sure he wouldn’t have done that to a dude.

Did Fagin really attempt to snub Walton, or was it more of an artful dodge?

Oh. So it’s a 1%er’s version of a temper tantrum, then. Cool, man.

Of course his name is Chad..

Well that’s a bimmer......

Maybe those people can just not fucking drink and drive?

What about people who don’t live in large metropolitan areas where there is no Uber or Lyft?