Counterpoint: Anyone with a brain leaves Boston eventually.

Who could resist the lure of the superior potassium?

Are you kidding me, though? Because my child is 13 and due to mental illness I’ve had to leave her alone with doctors and therapists quite a few times. Please do not assign the blame on this to anyone other than the person responsible - this fucking asshole of a man.

Why is my screen all blurry all of the sudden?

I’m not crying shut the fuck up you’re the one who’s crying.

Actually, he would have tried to buy a 6 and 9.

“You made the right call bro. I’d have totally done the same thing, even if I knew the correct title.”

I liked Grantland but I think the reason I miss it is the same reason I miss the pizza place I went to in high school. That place served incredible food at really affordable prices and everyone wondered how they did it.

I can tell you with extreme confidence that he was not joking.

but he smiled when he played baseball

So, fuck this guy then. He got all the love when he died, but he would clearly have been guilty of manslaughter had he lived. He killed two people.

Who would’ve thought the 3 am boat crash in Miami would involve drugs and alcohol

The lesson, as always: Don’t drink and do cocaine and then leave the bar and go drive your boat as fast as it goes.

Man throws ball ~360 feet faster than other man runs 90.

Tennis is full of boring players. This guy,while an asshole, is not boring.

I’d settle for a lean too tbh.

I have no inside information and definitely no one associated with the team told me to post this comment, but I kind of feel like we have to ask ourselves, is Kurt Cousins drinking again?

I’d love to see a Houston/Washington final, but I probably wouldn’t watch it. Ya know what I mean?

Fuck that. You rented it. You made the tradition.

If you can’t afford a V8, you REALLY can’t afford to crash your v6.