“ichiro or miggy?” is an especially cruel proposition

that “Scott Green” song is the worst thing i’ve ever seen in any of your posts, Drew. seriously.

“personal misters” sounds like a 70's R&B quartet

sometimes the booth audio on my MLB.TV feed will go silent for a while, and i’ll just get the ambient sounds of the ballpark - you know, like i’m at the game.
i would pay extra for this feature to be available all the time. there are broadcasters who add to my enjoyment of the game, but they are precious few.

with abandon, though. right? i think you meant “with.”

i moved in with my grandmother after my grandpa died. same.

i am beside myself with anger over this.

every one of the dozens of times i have gazed upon the image affixed to the top of this and the many other Deadspin articles about this incident, i have tilted my head to the side a little and wondered just what the hell it is i’m looking at. like, i know it’s a catfish from all the articles - so many articles! - but…

+1

climate change is a theory. so is gravity.

came here just to read this reply

this must be the HOTT new look for shitty old white dudes now that trump is in the white house - orange spray tan with clorox reverse-raccoon-mask eye makeup. cool!

fair enough

you know Yzerman is The Captain, right? Mr. Hockey was a different guy.

Harbor Springs, MI. there’s no “u.” it’s in Michigan, not Canada.

important reporting here. thank you.

Alex can really paint a picture, can’t he?

Frostbeard Rob is my MF

i mean, i love snarky, shit-talking Drew - everyone does, right? but when you write the real tales of family man Magary, it’s just the best. thank you.

nice work, Drew.