A photo of the wheels on LongbowMkII’s car....

Zoom in on that photo and you’ll see all the brown ones are lying down flat like they’re dead or something.

Is the subject of your affection a fan of cars? Is cost no object?

Last guy, D. What the fuck! Isn’t the whole point of going out that everyone can get what they want?

Okay, I can stop you. Three words:

Two tall plus size chicks wouldn’t fit in a Corvette.

Of course not. It’s a car.

I wrote a somewhat disheartened review of a test drive I’d recently taken in a TI with the performance package. The car was fine. It bucked a bit at idle, which the salesman described as “its unique character.” In the end I couldn’t be dissuaded from the Golf R I’d driven just before.

I feel like there is an Alfa Male joke to be made somewhere here...

Lots of BMW customers have come in to compare and the recurring theme is they are bored to death with their current Bimmer and it’s non-exclusivity.

Alanis, don’t take it personally. We all say things we don’t mean when we’re waiting in a service department for hours on end. Their frustration will inevitably lessen once they trade it in for something else.

Exactly. I own a Mustang and a Jag. All I hear about is how I will eventually run over pedestrians in one car and will be lucky if I can get the other one to run.

It was nice of the Thunder to let Westbrook take one last picture with the basketball in his hands before Carmelo joins the team.

I would estimate conservatively that 25% of my usable kitchen cabinet space is occupied by kids’ water bottles. Of those water bottles, maybe 15 - 20% are actively being used. It makes me bonkers. The other day, I pulled out a sliding shelf to get at some tupperware and about 8 water bottles fell back behind the…

We just had our first ultrasound on Monday and 3 heartbeats showed up. This post will be most useful in our coming months

GTFO with your hot Pluto takes. This isn’t Pitchfork.

Ferrari?

Because “better” doesn’t always equal “more fun.”

Was about to get all mad about using discrete iterative approach. Kept reading and saw proper differential equation approach. Top job Mr. Tracy.

Per this Lifehacker post: