The timing of this is perfect. Last night my 10 year old enlightened me on his theory that every pit stop for Lightning McQueen was the equivalent of hand and foot transplant surgery, and he must be a tough guy.

It’s made of steel, the softest of metals.

Well look at the man with the golden fuckin’ sphincter over here guys.

“I’m going to have to fight a chicken right now with my dick hanging out in the Caribbean”

OMG you missed the cutest woke man there.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

Hey Favre did it too and threw like 5 TD passes on MNF

So let me get this straight: The post in question wasn’t written by Kukla, but rather, someone from Kukla’s Clan?

Clemson fans are going talk about this win for years to come. Fortunately, no one else will understand a word of it.

thats how it usually happens in my fanfic.

Hnnnmngghhgnnnggnnnngggghhhhhhhhhhhh

Stanced Toyota RAV3

Hey Raph how difficult is it to use when the car is on four wheels instead of on its doors like you are used to?

It’s not a real Micro Machines commercial unless this guy says it is.